papi酱的言语之旅

1.我为什么不屏蔽你呀，我朋友圈不屏蔽任何人，我不能让这种人获得这种殊荣！

2.我特别讨厌那些一谈恋爱就三句话不离自己情侣的人，关我屁事！你老公你媳妇怎么样跟我有什么关系吗？！我不在乎！

3.你们两多合适呀，一个是女博士，一个是假硕士，你两天生一对啊！

4.不平胸何以平天下，不贫穷怎么当网红！

5.缺什么秀什么，真正恩爱的从来不秀，比如说我，你见过我什么时候秀恩爱吗？

6.脆弱啊！你的名字就叫女人，刚强啊！你的名字不一定叫男人

7.胸不平何以平天下，人不穷怎么当网红？

8.别跟我说什么交朋友不计较回报，滚蛋！

9.有些人一谈恋爱就招人讨厌。你们有没有觉得，身边有些朋友，只要一谈恋爱，就实力惹人讨厌！

10.finding friends to discuss is okay, but don't be too much.

11.these kind of men should break up early, do you want to wait for the Spring Festival?

12.during holidays I can't even write a single character, and I never wake up before noon during breaks, I won't sleep before 3am in the morning, and I'm not interested in internships or anything else...but I know that I am a good girl.

13.is it torture? Is it not torture? You just say if it's torture or not...oh my god!

14.I took my cousin to the blind date market recently, they now like younger people especially girls with high education like you, age doesn't matter but education does! You're reading a PhD degree? Just find someone who can buy you one!

15.i really hate that!

16.have any of you encountered couples chatting in your posts? Do they think we are something else? Want to chat via group chat instead of posting here?! Delete them from your friend list!

17.the stage is as big as one's heart! Even shopping malls require acting like being on Moscow's Red Square!

18.when i was young i told my parents that when i grow up i'll buy them all sorts of things.. later i realized growing up has nothing to do with having money.

19.talking love without affecting others is the socialist core value standard for love.

20.these kinds of men should break up early... do you want to wait till spring festival?

21.i am papi cheng - beautiful and talented combined into one person

22.have any of you seen those couples feeding each other in public places? Feeding isn’t impressive; impress me by feeding trash instead! Such couples deserve burning alive!