1.世界如此美妙，我却如此暴躁！这样不好，不好！

2.关门放小郭。

3.华山很近的出门左拐，打个驴的就到了。

4.你是没长脑袋，还是脑袋长了霉！

5.帮我照顾好七舅姥爷家三外甥女。

6.你这个月饼在月饼界的确是独一无二，可是在馒头界可是遍地都是啊！

7.看见你的呆样我就想野蛮。

8.两个月前我和你一样。两个月后你和我一样。

9.亲娘咧，搞不好影响仕途喂！

10.I不做盗圣好多年。

11.you撕鹅滴心，你撕鹅滴肝，你撕鹅生命的四分姿三。

12.z着些年俄命再苦没有怪过政府，点在背也没怨过社会！

13把咱们华山派的镇派之宝拿上来——糖葫芦

14.no情no耻no理取闹。

15.i上面有人!

16.hlp me照顾i师兄老婆的小姑子!

17.ten那!她到底喜欢i那一点i改还不行吗?

18.z曾经曰过:知识就是力量!(秀才说滴!!)

19.re再苦再累就当自己是250，再难再险就当自己是二皮脸。

20.brother是蜈蚣的手足，妻子是过冬的衣服!

21.very very special's good lah!

22.general,general,港姐third!

23.hand里捧着窝窝头，菜里没有一滴油.

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29.others have others' strengths,you have your weaknesses ya!

30.head ah scholar!head that clever capable material affordable scholar ah!

31.Jiang Hu forever deeper than you imagine.

32.grasp reject's.You dare play double standard with me?

33.no feeling is no feeling,is still no feeling!

34.done audience understand then done,a real a real early understood.

35.take my son away okay?

36.innate wise at home nothing can do.

37.head ah god ah!

38.this is the voice of a prison officer.

39.unpolished jade cannot be used as a tool,a stick bottom produces a filial daughter.

40.extremely extremely as well as obscurely profound indeed!