小三对某太监：“这个蝴蝶结跟你挺配。”

小三晚上倒夜壶，坐在皇帝的座位上说：“众夜壶平身，快说谢万岁呀！”

某太监对小三：“你尿壶刷够啦？叫我们一声喜爷贵爷就让你去刷碗。”

小三：“得勒，二位姐姐，你们看这儿（指着自己的嘴），呸~”

对小天：“来吃一口吧，不吃是吧，来哥哥喂你。”

对小天：“来，为了缓解一下尴尬气氛，抱抱哈！”

（说云莺的）人还有长成这样的？远看青山绿水，近看呲牙咧嘴，让她亲一口不得做一宿噩梦啊！

小三对太监们：“喝了猫尿了？乐什么呀你。”

小三对太监：“你给我一姑娘，我能给你创造一个民族，你行吗？”

9、怀才就像是怀孕，时间久了才能看出来。

10、我是他同事，名叫张哲三，性别男，爱好女。

11、小三：我想的主意怎么样，这避免他这个人才被淹没。

小天：脑震荡的猪都知道你在骗人……

小三：你们家脑震荡的猪有那么聪明啊

12、小天对皇上：不要老是一脸严肃放轻松，有压力很容易上火伤脑。

小三：学学我嘛，无忧无虑自由自在连笑容都这么灿烂。

Small Sky: Because you don't have brains, of course, you won't have pressure.

13、小天对皇上：怎么连个太监都搞不定呢？

14、小three to small sky: Hey, I'm your brother from another mother! Speaking to someone like this is not polite.

Small Sky: What do you want?

Little Three: At least call me Brother or something!

Small Sky: You're like a head mule!

15、小three to Xiang Jing (): Who are you? Your voice is louder than thunder!

Xiang Jing (): Ah, who are you?

Little Three: Are you saying I'm a green onion? Do you think he's someone else?

Xiang Jing (): Like a clown selling flowers?

16，小three to Xiang Jing (): Keep quiet; there are benefits in keeping still; otherwise, it'll be tough for the two wolves behind.

Xiang Jing (: Oh no! Wolf! Wolf!

Little Three : You're scary looking; why afraid of dogs?

17，小Sky to Little Three : Go keep an eye on her (Xiang Jing).

Little Three : Why should I go?

18，小Three : They're our seniors; they can't be tamed by us.

19,Xiang Jing(): My dad is the Prime Minister; I'll take revenge for him.

Little Three : You're Zhao Fu's daughter!

20，小Three : Don't think about it! You look great and handsome as the emperor but why would you fall for a ghost? Your plump cousin isn't bad either - just four words describe her - unique and big enough to give birth to many children.

21，小Three : This is what they mean by "water doesn’t flow outside others' fields" - little three and Xiao Tian entwined.

22 太監對皇帝說：「地動儀上的銅球掉下來了。」

Little Three ：哎，這個球好玩，上面還有字呢。借給我玩玩。

23、大家好兄弟，有福同享，有色我當。

24,Little three says to wood statue () Hello wood man, did anyone see Xiao Tian around without speaking politely.

25,Little three sees Xiao Tian dressed as an ugly woman.: Wow! Mommy, there’s a monster!

26,Little three says to Emperor “I went check out your wives earlier” – so much hair-raising fright hasn’t left yet – all that size... It means that one looks worse than the other while your fat cousin inside could only be described as having feathers among ducks --that’s right.

27 Litle thre suggests Emperor act crazy

Small Sky asks how much does he sell his stupidity for?

28 太監說：「只准何天一人进见。」

Little three says "Don’t talk nonsense we’re one body."

29 Litle thre thinks Emperor feels he isn’t as good-looking as him making him insecure.

30 Litle thre tells Emperor "You picked wrong person" calling Li Baocai instead…