小三对某太监：“这个蝴蝶结跟你挺配。”

小三晚上倒夜壶，坐在皇帝的座位上说：“众夜壶平身，快说谢万岁呀！”

某太监对小三：“你尿壶刷够啦？叫我们一声喜爷贵爷就让你去刷碗。”

小三：“得勒，二位姐姐，你们看这儿（指着自己的嘴），呸~”

对小天：“来吃一口吧，不吃是吧，来哥哥喂你。”

对小天：“来，为了缓解一下尴尬气氛，抱抱哈！”

（说云莺的）人还有长成这样的？远看青山绿水，近看呲牙咧嘴，让她亲一口不得做一宿噩梦啊！

小三对太监们：“喝了猫尿了？乐什么呀你。”

小三对太监：“你给我一姑娘，我能给你创造一个民族，你行吗？”

9、怀才就像是怀孕，时间久了才能看出来。

10、我是他同事，名叫张哲三，性别男，我爱好女。

11、小三：我想的主意怎么样，这避免他这个人才被淹没。

小天：脑震荡的猪都知道你们在骗人……

小三：你们家脑震荡的猪有那么聪明啊？

12、小天对皇上：不要老是一脸严肃放轻松，有压力很容易上火伤脑。

小三：学学我嘛，无忧无虑自由自在连笑容都这么灿烂。

Small Sky: Because you don't have brains, then you won't have pressure.

13、小天对皇上：这怎么连个太监都搞不定呢？

14、小three to small sky: Hey, I'm your sworn brother, talking to the older brother like this is not polite.

Small Sky: What do you want?

Little three: At least call me "older brother" or "younger brother", come on let the older brother give you a hug.

15，小three to xianging: You're who? Talking so loud it's like thunder!

Xianging: Haha, who are you? Humans talking and what about that big onion?

Little three: Say I'm an onion? You think you're who?

16，小three to xianging: Be quiet there's benefits one-way street for you if not leave little chance for wolf dogs coming after.

Xianging:Aaah! Dog! Dog!

Little three:I said your appearance scares wolves more than them why afraid of dogs?

17，小sky to little three:Get her (xianging)

Little three:Get what from whom?

18，小threeThey're my seniors in our world how can they be tamed by wolves?

19,Xianging:I'll get revenge for my father.

Little three:Isn't she Zhao Fengsong's daughter?

20，小threeYou must remember two things when choosing a concubine One must be alive and female Your fat cousin is cute especially her hairstyle but she cannot go out once she goes out all mountains will be empty and all paths deserted.

21，這就是肥水不流外人田Little Three and Xiao Tian entwined.

22 太監說陛下地動儀上的銅球掉下來了。Little Three:The ball is great up there with words too borrow play with it please.

23 大家好兄弟福享同享色当此止矣。

24,Little Three calls Wood Man:Is anyone seeing Xiao Tian he is rude not speaking yet.

25,Little Three sees Xiao Tian as ugly woman Ah! Mommy has a monster!

26,Little Three tells Emperor:I just looked at those old wives of yours still no shiver down their spines all so big-sized Danxia Crane among ducks that one counts as right in here your fat cousin inside that would count as normal size The bigger ones are monsters y'know momma...the bigger ones...the bigger ones...

27 LITTLE THREE SUGGESTS THE EMPEROR ACT CRAZY

Small Sky : How much does one kilogram cost?

28 太監說只有何天一人可入見。LITTLE THREE DON'T TELL A LIE WE'RE ONE AND THE SAME!

29 LITTLE THREE SAYS THE EMPEROR MUST THINK HE'S NOT AS HANDSOME AS HIM SO HE'S INSECURE.

30 LITTLE THREE TO EMPEROR YOU PLAYED THIS GAME WITH THE WRONG PERSON IT SHOULD BE LIU BAOCUIAN CALL HIM OVER LET ME GET YOU THAT PRESIDENT OF YESTERYEAR…