铃芽之旅经典语录：天下霸唱

1、伟大的头脑总是不谋而合！

2、看来我要去见马克思了，对不住了战友们，我先走一步，给你们到那边占座位去了，你们有没有什么话要对导师说的，我一定替你们转达。

3、毛主席说世界上任何事物都有它的两面性，好事可以变坏事，坏事也可以变好事，这就是辩证法。

4、咱干的什么时候挑过食？小胖同志，的小车不倒你只管往前推啊！红旗卷起农奴戟，黑手高悬霸主鞭，天下剩余的那三分之二受苦大众，都要靠你们去解放了，我就天天吃土豆烧牛肉去了。

5、爷是来倒斗的，不是他妈的来耍杂技的！

6、发丘印，摸金符，搬山卸岭寻龙诀；人点蜡，鬼吹灯，勘舆倒斗觅星峰；水银癍，养明器，大地震动惊风雷；窨沉棺，无声悲泣青铜椁。

7、大雄宝殿。大雄是佛对释迦牟尼道德法力的尊称，大雄宝殿中藏着无量光佛的大智慧和慈悲心。鹧鸪哨的马灯照亮前行路途，只能瞧见正下方就是殿内主像三身佛。按佛教教义，大雄宝殿前的铁铸包泥接引佛像相对而立，是文殊菩萨与普贤菩萨坐像守护者。

8.死亡不属于工人阶级！

9.穷人没有生活，只有生存。

10.谁背绝于人民，他就是死路一条。

11.两位古代小朋友，如果他们能在现代社会中活一回，他们会发现一切都不同，但命运依旧存在，它既不可改变又不可逃避。

12.胡八一，你放心去吧，我们的事业需要你。你到了老马那边，要好好学习理论。如果听说他们总吃土豆炖牛肉，那真是一个幸福的地方。

13.这位大姐怎么这么臭？莫非她生前一直叫屎憋死？

14.单穿条裤头，都显得倍儿精神。

15.中国数千年朝代更替，每个帝王陵墓都是历史的一部分。在秦汉时期，上行下效，有覆斗式墓葬，如同埃及金字塔，但中国多了一层，也如玛雅文明中的金字塔。这些联系让我们想象更多未知故事。

16.Hu Jintao, please help us out here.

17.Hu Eight-One, you're a bit of a scoundrel, aren't you? That's not my sister!

18.Oh, I see! You thought she was your wife?

19.Hu Eight-One, you're as cunning as a fox!

20.The tomb owner and I negotiated the price... It might be the first time someone has ever done this if ancient tomb robbers from history were to know about it! They'd probably crawl out of their graves in anger.

21.To appraise an artifact is like taking a pulse in traditional Chinese medicine - we observe its appearance (望), smell its scent (闻), ask about its origins (问), and feel its texture (切).

22.Even in ancient times, people believed that stealing tombs was just another way to make money; there was no moral issue involved... In remote areas where the law can't reach, mountain folk live by their wits and survive on whatever they can find.

23.Lowbrow humor isn't wrong!

24.As for Marco Polo's journey through Taklamakan Desert during the Yuan Dynasty... The desert wasn't as sandy then; rivers still flowed above ground; green oases dotted the landscape along with towns and temples...

25.Xia Dynasty people believed that stealing tombs was just another way to earn income without any moral qualms... This attitude persisted until modern times when China became rich enough for everyone to enjoy life without resorting to such measures.

26.Let me tell you something profound: logic only deepens our appreciation for coincidences.

27.The Eternal Night Emperor Ni Ping once said...

28.In West Xia dynasty ruled by Li family who were originally from Tangut tribe originating from Tibet region later helped Tang emperor expand territories making significant contributions before being granted surname Li due to their minority status and strong influence of Tibetan Buddhism leading Buddhist statues wearing Tang outfits but with features closer to original Indian forms than those found in mainland China temples reflecting cultural differences