你见过丑的吗？我就没见过这么丑的，乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！

2.靠，你tmd长得太好认了。

3.我这人不太懂音乐，所以时而不靠谱，时而不着调。

4.你终于来啦，我找你N年了，去火星干什么了？我现在去冥王星，回头跟你说个事，不要走开啊！

5.我感觉一个西瓜想我滚来。

6.不是不敢笑，一笑粉就掉！

7.现在的年轻人真是不知所谓，给他牛粪他还往脸上抹。

8.你张的很野兽派嘛！！

9.你的长相突破了人类的想象…

10.你干啥啥不行，吃啥啥不剩

11.You're wasting oxygen while alive, land when dead, and RMB when half-dead.

12.I really don't want to look down on you with my toes, but brother, it's you who forces me to do this.

13.Ma Zi is not called Ma Zi, he cheats people.

14.This thing I don't know if you've suffered or not, anyway it's unbearable for me; if I were in my previous state of mind three years ago, this would be another life.

15.Listening to you talk makes one feel a superiority complex!

16.Your appearance is very refreshing!

17.Get lost! Roll away as fast as your legs can carry you!

18.Say something already! Are you planning to die or not live anymore?

19.Your singing voice is so beautiful that it made me want to jump off the building!

20.I don't want to discourage you anymore; go see if there's a job suitable for an animal at the zoo; running around on the street like this will easily get killed by someone.

21.You look very sci-fi and abstract!

22.The user you are calling is currently being system-organized; please call back later after pressing the "Reset" key on your computer and hearing the "ding" sound before leaving a message.

23.My nature is good; I never bear grudges and settle scores immediately when they occur.

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